June 2010
165 posts
WHO THE EFF IS HANK?
effyeahnerdfighters:
hiptothejive:
Hank is…
A mass of incandescent gas located about 26,000 light years from the center of the Milky Way. Hank is responsible for 99.8% of the solar system’s mass. If you stare at Hank for too long, you will go blind.
A small island in the Pacific Ocean. First colonized by the Spanish in 1521, Hank is today known primarily for his beautiful coral reefs and...
Watchfuckyeahmarkandlea:
gleeky:
Matthew Morrison & Lea Michele perform live at the Tony Awards
love his singing <3
IN A PERFECT WORLD
wheenona:
heckyeahgleestuff:
emmayeahh:
deathcabforbromley:
thisheartitbeats:
witnessthis:
(via Toothpaste Frosting)
Narrator: Everyone is born, but not everyone is...
matilda.
Harry Wormwood: A book? What do you want a book for?
Matilda: To read.
Harry Wormwood: To read? Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.
i miss scooters
“Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and...”
– John Green (via thechocolatebrigade) (via effyeahnerdfighters)
“The internet is made of people. People matter. This includes you. Stop trying to...”
– Maureen Johnson (via ohheysarahk) (via effyeahnerdfighters) (via faithtrustpixiedust7)
i love the proposal. so good. so many moments.
lmao laquisha.
Boss's assistant: Isn't he your secretary?
Andrew: Assistant.
Margaret: Executive, uh... assistant secretary. Titles. But, wouldn't be the first time one of us fell for our secretaries. Would it, Edwin? With Laquisha. Remember? So, yeah... the truth is, you know, Andrew and I, we're... we are just two people who weren't meant to fall in love but we did.
love you ryan reynolds.
Margaret Tate: Who is Jillian? And why does she want me to call her?
[shows Andrew the phone in the coffee cup]
Andrew Paxton: Well, that was originally my cup.
Margaret Tate: And I'm drinking your coffee why?
Andrew Paxton: Because your coffee spilled.
Margaret Tate: [tastes coffee] So you drink unsweetened cinammom light soy lattes.
Andrew Paxton: I do. It's like Christmas in a cup.
Margaret Tate: Is that a coincidence?
Andrew Paxton: Incredibly, it is. I mean, I wouldn't possibly drink the same coffee that you drink just in case yours spilled, that would be pathetic.
[phone rings]
