Things that will happen if I ever run into Emily Deschanel on the street:
1) “CAN I BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?”
2) “I WANT YOUR GENES.”
3) “AND YOUR EYES.”
4) “CAN I TOUCH YOUR HAIR?”
5) Restraining order.
6) “OKAY FINE NO HAIR-TOUCHING CAN I PLEASE AT LEAST GET AN AUTOGRAPH?” [Emily starts to write an autograph] “…SEALED WITH A KISS PRINT AND A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR SO THAT I CAN GET DNA AND MAKE MY OWN EDESCH CLONE?”
7) Restraining order part deux.
eyes <3